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Grown Upping Tee
$32.00
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For the ones surviving adulthood one awkward sigh at a time. This tee captures the perfect mix of existential dread and undeniable charm — because you can be utterly over it and still look ridiculously good. Perfect for coffee-fueled mornings, casual existential musings, or flexing your “I tried” energy in style.
Soft, sturdy, and made from 100% heavyweight cotton, it’s built for comfort, sarcasm, and anyone navigating grown-uping like a pro… or at least pretending to.
Why You’ll Love It
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Because adulting is a one-star experience and you deserve a tee to match
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Soft, sturdy, 100% heavyweight cotton — comfortable enough to survive your weekly existential crisis
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Turns existential dread into a playful fashion statement
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Perfect for desk work, lazy weekends, or casual side-eye moments
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Makes “I tried” look effortlessly cute
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Guaranteed to get knowing nods (and a few laughs) from fellow grown-uping survivors
Size Guide
(All measurements in inches)
| Size | Body Length | Chest Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.5 | 19.5 |
| S | 27.5 | 20.5 |
| M | 28 | 21.5 |
| L | 29 | 23.5 |
| XL | 30.25 | 25.5 |
CARE & MAINTENANCE
For best results, turn your tee inside out before washing. Machine wash cold with similar colors and a gentle detergent, avoiding bleach. Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry to keep it soft and true to size. Please don’t iron directly over the print, and skip the dry cleaning — your 100% cotton tee (and its design) will thank you for the extra care. 🤍
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Pre-sale pieces will ship by the date noted on each product page — we’ll keep you updated every step of the way. Regular orders are packed with care and shipped within 5–7 business days.
Enjoy free shipping on orders over $50, and free returns or exchanges within 14 days of delivery. We just ask that items be unworn and unwashed. If you need a hand, reach out anytime at info@shopziaa.com — we’re happy to help. 🤍